Another day, another sale! And on St Patrick’s Day no less, we’re feeling particularly lucky as today’s discount offerings come from everyone’s favourite online high street retailer, ASOS. In honour of St Paddy’s Day, ASOS are offering customers 20 per cent off everything – yes, you read that right, EVERYTHING – on their website.
You might think this column is written by AI, if the comments below it are to be believed. A work of fiction. Easy bloody peasy. Money for old rope.